The Dark Things

A black celebration of dark blackness in the dark night via the ghoulishly gothic, black and dark www.badkidtheshow.com

Dark Thing #15 

This is Kevin Dwyer.

Kevin is a poser. A few months after this was taken he started wearing flannel and listening to the Alice In Chains “Dirt” album non-stop. It’s bad enough that he wears mom-glasses right?

Kevin is also a thief. See that silver Pentagram around his neck? It’s mine! I have had that medallion for 3 years and it is my best and favorite talisman. I have imbued it with my animal soul “Hazaan,” the “ghost wolf.” If I had my way, that wolf would be eating Kevin Dwyer’s face off right now in 4th period Algebra. But he’s skipping class again today.

Maybe you’ll see Kevin in the food court at the mall or driving in a loop around the Best Buy parking lot blaring “Rooster” from his Ford Fiesta. If you do, feel free to punch him in the face and take my necklace back. It’s fucking SACRED!

The reward for your bravery is a tailor-made love spell created by yours truly. I’ll also give you a tattoo of your choice with a heated Bic pen in my bedroom. I’ve got a few blacklight bulbs I’m not using that I’ll throw in too. Whatever it takes, you know?

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