September 2011
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BAD KID Trailer 1
My witchy, druggy, all-around Gothy one-person show is coming to New York in October.
More info at:
BAD KID the show
and
AXIS THEATRE
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Bad Kid fundraising site
Today we launched the fund-raising site for my show BAD KID, which opens October 28th. Axis Theatre is generously paying for the majority of the production, but there’s still stuff to pay for:
additional production costs, travel costs for my director, fees for press materials, a stage manager, etc. NO donation is too small. Even 5 bucks will mean the world to Bad Kid. No kidding.
(I was a...
August 2011
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Dark Thing #16
Even Wavers know the score- NEVER let them see you shine.
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Don't F*ck with Vampires.
Because they will turn into bats, bite your ass, and kill you.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/11/first-vampire-bat-death-us_n_924996.html
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Dark Thing #15
This is Kevin Dwyer.
Kevin is a poser. A few months after this was taken he started wearing flannel and listening to the Alice In Chains “Dirt” album non-stop. It’s bad enough that he wears mom-glasses right?
Kevin is also a thief. See that silver Pentagram around his neck? It’s mine! I have had that medallion for 3 years and it is my best and favorite...
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Dark Thing #14
Remember: You don’t need a dog to wear a dog collar.
Laura wears an assortment of dog collars. She says she does it to make a statement about dominance and gender slavery. She starts to talk like that and I don’t know what the fuck she means, but I get a little chub, ya know?
Anyways, she says this collar is special because it belonged to her Uncle Garrett. Garrett was a...
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Dark Thing #13
Some Goths are “special.”
They love pickles and have claw-hands.
www.badkidtheshow.com
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Dark Thing #12
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times.
The top button is there to help you. How else will you hide your blood-letting love wounds?
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Dark Thing #11
Please date one of us. We’re so bored.
We’ve all already dry-humped each other.
Wanna go to TCBY?
Why are you walking away?
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Dark Thing #10
When I’m through with this mini-burger…
I’m going to eat your soul.
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Dark Thing #9
Our dark souls need no more nourishment than they need light.
Blackened hearts that pump no blood and flesh that withers in the sun.
Our food is the fruit of longing and despair, hanging low on the…
Wait… What?
WHAT?!
THEY HAVE MINI-BURGERS TODAY?!
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Dark Thing #8
A Goth-LITE room.
The “Seeds of Love” poster & Mr. Potato Head lighten the mood more than we’d like. But the trifecta of Depeche Mode, The Cure and Rocky Horror Picture Show almost make up for it.
Almost.
(Note the mini-fridge covered in Polaroids of cats: an unexpectedly ghoulish delight.)
Wait… is that Benetton Colors Shampoo on the dresser?!
BANISHED!
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Dark Thing #7
The dagger is pointing where it belongs.
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Dark Thing #6
Start them young and you’ve got them for life.
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Dark Thing #4
It’s not always easy to put a Goth look together. Take Steven.
The makeup’s coming off more Cleopatra than Robert Smith. The chain is still not large enough to properly offset the braces. And this is as close as he could get to a shirt with a raven on it.
That being said, I totally want to make a cloak out of those drapes.
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Dark Thing #5
A benevolent Goth accepts that sometimes… there is nothing nice to say.
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Dark Thing #2
Hair is important. When you can see both of Roxanne’s eyes you might now realize how black her heart is. But when one is obscured and she wears a pirate shirt, you can feel the depth and sensuality of her despair. I express this despair by wearing extra-large cable-knit sweaters.
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Dark Thing #1
For fear that we might burn up in the harsh light of the Texas sun, some of our legion had to remain in shadow, or at least in sunglasses.
Even at night.
Even in the mall.
And especially at the feet of Santa Claus.
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